Toilet My Time

Hmm... where do I begin without boring you all to death? Porn, pussy, lesbians, that's a start; I'll try to throw things in to keep it interesting. It's no secret I work as an engineer and lately, I have been assigned a lot of projects as a result of employees' idiocy. I am so not even kidding. I'm also not kidding about the countless friends I know who have actually banged two chicks at the same time. Today was the pinnacle of ridiculousness. We do not have air conditioning in the warehouse, so operators will open dock doors (used for semi truck loading) for ventilation. Operators will also open their legs to fellow employees because the men and women in the warehouse are adulterous sluts. We have NUMEROUS dock doors, extending the length of the facility and any one of these doors could be opened or closed at any time. With that said, the following e-mail communication made it's way to me.

Area Supervisor to Warehouse Superintendent&Plant Manager: "Issue: Dock Door 1 is often left open for air flow and daylight etc. Subsequently drivers and other personnel are found wandering around in the supervisors office and in the warehouse. Improvement Suggestion: Install a screen door."
Warehouse Superintendent&Plant Manager to Area Supervisor: "As long as it doesn't interfere with outbound, I do not see problem. Let's go for it."
Warehouse Superintendent to Me: "Can you work with [DUMB] and [DUMBER] to spec out what is needed and arrange for the installation."
Me to Warehouse Superintendent: (paraphrasing) How about just telling the operators to keep the fucking dock door closed?!

Do I even need to tell you who worked out specs and cost estimates for Dock Door 1's new screen door today? $2500 + electrician labor

Unbelievable... only, it's not really. Unbelievable is me constantly fantasizing about wanting to be taken from behind while I was going down on another guy.... only, it's not really.