Fuck birthdays.

I give up. The people I care about are totally shitting on me one-by-one for this weekend and I have been desperately pining for a way to make that a light-hearted post and articulate it in a way that doesn't make me seem so upset by it. But my attempts have been futile, probably because I am fucking upset and pretty saddened by the whole damn thing, so you know what - Everyone can just kiss my ass.