R.I.P
KJ
Fun friend who had no problem leaving her husband for the weekend, getting liquored up, going to sex shops, letting random men in tuxedos cop a feel, shopping for stilettos, sending half-naked golf pictures to strangers, and laughing the whole time.

She will be missed.


M.I.L.F.
KJ
Friend who will have no problem changing diapers, pumping milk, cleaning puke, phoning home a million times, carrying a mom-bag, shopping for easy-to-clean fabrics, and laughing the whole time.

She will be pretty cool, too.