Nosey Nellies

A couple of you have inquired how my own confession went. I think I got off pretty easy. Of course, I tried to confess my sins in a very politically correct manner, without too much detail. For the most part, it worked but when the Priest stops you and says, “Let’s back up and clarify one part of that,” it’s NOT a good thing. But as I said, it was a surprisingly lenient penance and at that moment, I was “as pure as the day you were born.” Seriously, who doesn’t love being Catholic?!?

And on the whole, I don’t like to write about religion or my faith or bullshit like that; so don’t expect to see any enlightenments, new revelations, or deviations from the norm. Remember, my slate was wiped clean on Monday!! And yes, I am well aware that with or without confession, I’m probably going to hell - if not for that double baby homicide, for something else, I’m sure.