Friday Night Highlights
First of all, I forgot to mention KJ is also a smart engineer and, as much as it pains me to say this, much more beautiful than doctors will ever make me.
I am giving training all day today so I don't have a lot of time, but wanted to post something about the weekend.
KJ was rolling into town about 7:30pm Friday night and I assumed I would catch up on some work until then. But, I have no will power (just ask any guy I've dated... or anyone selling baked goods) and... you know what, I think I am going to capture highlights from the evening in conversation form.... as I remember them, anyway.
On the way to my desk on Friday afternoon, I stopped off to talk to a girl at work.
- Me: What are you doing tonight?
- Gal at Work: Nothing much, do you want to go have a beer?
- Me: You mean now? (4:30... remember, I was planning on working 'til 7:30)
- Gal: Yeah.
- Me: Sure, I'll meet you outside in 2 minutes.
- - - - - Like I said, no will power.
- Gal: KJ, this is Dan.
- KJ: Nice to meet you, Mario.
3 PBR's, 1 Jagg shot, 2 VO/7's, and 1 Jack/Diet later.... and still at the bar...
- Me: So, you wanna hit up that sex shop?
- KJ: You mean now?
- Me: Yes.
- KJ: Of Course!
Insert witty and intellectual here conversation about female pleasure items, lubricant, and the limited selection of quality porn movies.
Back at the bar we met up with the group from before and some new guy...
- Guy: Hi, I'm Josiah.
- KJ: Can I call you Joe?!
- Guy: Uh, No.
- KJ: Ok fine, Dick it is!!
After 1 more shot of Jagg, another beer and no less than a pitcher of water...
- Me: I'm on my way home. We ate and drank some more at the bar, went to the porn shop, and then went back had another couple drinks... pretty low key. So, are you back home now; what are you doing?
- TBC: Wait a minute; do you mean to tell me you left the bar early just to go to the sex shop only to go back out... to the same bar?
- Me: Yeah.
- TBC: Just checking.
Later that evening...
- KJ: This porno sucks, there is no story line, just porn.
- Me: That totally sucks; is it at least mostly guy on girl?
- KJ: Well, yes.
- Me: Then, it can't be all bad. Want a turkey sandwich?
I am giving training all day today so I don't have a lot of time, but wanted to post something about the weekend.
KJ was rolling into town about 7:30pm Friday night and I assumed I would catch up on some work until then. But, I have no will power (just ask any guy I've dated... or anyone selling baked goods) and... you know what, I think I am going to capture highlights from the evening in conversation form.... as I remember them, anyway.
On the way to my desk on Friday afternoon, I stopped off to talk to a girl at work.
- Me: What are you doing tonight?
- Gal at Work: Nothing much, do you want to go have a beer?
- Me: You mean now? (4:30... remember, I was planning on working 'til 7:30)
- Gal: Yeah.
- Me: Sure, I'll meet you outside in 2 minutes.
- - - - - Like I said, no will power.
- Gal: KJ, this is Dan.
- KJ: Nice to meet you, Mario.
3 PBR's, 1 Jagg shot, 2 VO/7's, and 1 Jack/Diet later.... and still at the bar...
- Me: So, you wanna hit up that sex shop?
- KJ: You mean now?
- Me: Yes.
- KJ: Of Course!
Insert witty and intellectual here conversation about female pleasure items, lubricant, and the limited selection of quality porn movies.
Back at the bar we met up with the group from before and some new guy...
- Guy: Hi, I'm Josiah.
- KJ: Can I call you Joe?!
- Guy: Uh, No.
- KJ: Ok fine, Dick it is!!
After 1 more shot of Jagg, another beer and no less than a pitcher of water...
- Me: I'm on my way home. We ate and drank some more at the bar, went to the porn shop, and then went back had another couple drinks... pretty low key. So, are you back home now; what are you doing?
- TBC: Wait a minute; do you mean to tell me you left the bar early just to go to the sex shop only to go back out... to the same bar?
- Me: Yeah.
- TBC: Just checking.
Later that evening...
- KJ: This porno sucks, there is no story line, just porn.
- Me: That totally sucks; is it at least mostly guy on girl?
- KJ: Well, yes.
- Me: Then, it can't be all bad. Want a turkey sandwich?
posted by Nicole @ 6:16 AM
4 Comments:
At 12/06/2005 2:02 PM,
The Big Cheese said…
she likes the cock in her porn.
At 12/06/2005 3:23 PM,
Anonymous said…
You forgot, or intentionally left out my arrival into town…
Over the phone…
Me: Hey Nicole, I am nearing the freeway exit into town. Where can I meet you?
Nicole: Want to meet me at the bar?
Me: Ya! How do I get there?
Nicole: Can I call you back?
Me: I guess?????
Half hour passes and I call Nicole again.
Me: What the hell? Where are you?
Nicole: Oh, Ya! KJ! If you come to the bar you can talk to TBC.
At 12/07/2005 3:08 PM,
Grace said…
ha.
that's funny
At 12/07/2005 8:46 PM,
The Big Cheese said…
KJ, it is time for you to realize. You are out and TBC is in. Sorry honey. But pack your shit and get the fuck out...the CD's are Nicoles.
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