Dung beetles

Dung beetles have six strong legs specialised for shoveling dung.

I am off to some training for a whole week and then at a conference for another two days the week following. Needless to say, posting may be scarce. The training and conference are both in Mpls, which is fantastic because I will be able to soak in 10 full evenings of friend and family time. Not to mention ten full days of free food, getting high, and going to movies… life is good. Needless to say, posting may be scarce.

Update to my rant from the other day. The dumb bitch asked me to complete a detailed work plan for a couple process control boards… oh, you mean like the ones completed two months ago?!? Like I said, fucking clueless.

Tonight, my friend Adam is coming into town for an engineering conference, a conference I am speaking at, by the way. I am so very excited, not to speak but to see him. I really only speak at these things in the hopes of getting laid. I met Adam while in grad school and have remained close with him ever since... no, we didn't fuck. Adam is just an amazing guy with a great attitude toward life - he has a way of making a person feel really good about themselves. I'm so ready for some time with him, I just wish I weren't so busy this weekend and then leaving.... ugh, stupid job.

FRIEDay’s Five reasons I think I’m burnt out from work (get it now, burnt out - fried - frieday, I know - I'm a loser)
75) I left for a party and instinctively took my ID badge
86) The relaxation jail time allows is appealing
47) “Hell” is about all I can get out when I answer the phone
98) There is so much on my mind, I’ve forgotten how to think
60) During a facility update, the word erection was used and the first thing I thought of was not a man’s penis