don't call it a comeback

If I weren't a tease, I would be a whore, and I'm a lot of things, but I ain't no whore... what I am trying to say is, "Shit, y'all, I am so sorry." I left you hanging like my boyfriend's dick on prom night. I promise not to neglect this week... and my promise is worth the phat laptop it's typed on.

Did anyone watch the Cup game last night? (And I'm talking hockey here, folks, not that faggadacio FIFA soccer crap.)

See you spoon!!