House For Sale by Owner

Well, one of my worst fears as a homeowner was realized this weekend. Yesterday afternoon, a pipe burst in my house and what’s worse, I didn’t know where my water shut-off was. I raced over to the neighbor’s and luckily, the daughter’s boyfriend came over and took care of it... but only after gallons of water had poured into my finished basement. What a nightmare.
*** On that note, I would personally like to give a Fuck You shout out to all of the people who argued with me when I said I didn’t want to buy a house, insisting it’s the smartest thing and that paying rent is throwing your money away. Oh, and I would also like you assholes to come over and clean up my basement.