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Thursday, October 06, 2005

ME: the Wit


So, I took this humor test thing some guy wrote and I have listed the results here. Although in no way even close to science (the questions are pretty basic and leading), it was pretty accurate.


the Wit
(61% dark, 30% spontaneous, 21% vulgar)

your humor style:
CLEAN COMPLEX DARK

You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty-- after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a
fraternity leave you totally flat.

I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion. You probably loved the Office.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais


This test tracked 3 variables
How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 72% on darkness
You scored higher than 11% on spontaneity
You scored higher than 12% on vulgarity
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The way I see it, I have a 95% better sense of humor than women my age. (72+11+12) This does not suprise me... I am also 95% smarter, 95% prettier, and can consume 95% more food or drink in one sitting.

It is true, I f'ing love The Office... I mean the original version. Before it came to the states, I had already owned the first two BBC seasons on DVD. It's comparable to a triple hoagie sub on an empty stomach. So, it goes without saying that I am a fan of Ricky Gervais (creator and star of The Office on BBC). I would like to think I am like Jon Stewart, but that would be giving me way too much credit. Woody Allen, however, is a bit of a stretch... since I am not a huge fan of his, I would hate to think I am like him. (Well I am huge, but this is in the figurative sense, whereby ruling me out.) Besides, I'm not into having sex and making babies with my pre-pubescent adopted children.

2 Comments:

  • At 10/07/2005 9:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    (66% dark, 34% spontaneous, 26% vulgar)
    My humor style:
    CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK

    PEOPLE I SHOULD LIKE: Frank Matejcik - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais

     
  • At 10/08/2005 2:51 PM, Blogger Nicole said…

    Fuck Frank.

     

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