Spoonful of Sugar

I recently found out that a man ejaculates approximately one teaspoon of cum during orgasm. (This fact also spawned such bandnames as Lovin' Spoonful (original, eh) and Teaspoon (not so original)). So, is it me or does it seem like way more when you're swallowing the stuff down like pudding? It probably should be noted that I give great fucking blowjobs and it results in frequent ejaculations, but still. Additionally, there are 5 calories per teaspoon. I'd love to blame my "weight problem" on this caloric indulgence, but lets face it - you would've had to suck dick more than half a dozen times in the last year to make a trace nutritional amount. I'm pretty sure my love handles are due to the cream sauce of another kind.

Ok, back to huffing paint.