Football
I wrote this lengthy post about my undying love for the MN Vikings and how I hate when people who call themselves "fans" badmouth 'their' team/coach/players... but since I am trying to shake that whole "I'm pretty sure she a lesbian," thing, I thought I should forgo the post. Long story short, Go Vikes!!
posted by Nicole @ 7:53 AM
3 Comments:
At 9/27/2005 9:18 AM,
Anonymous said…
If homosexuality is a disease, lets all call in queer to work
"Hello. Can't work today, still queer". -Robin Tyler
At 9/27/2005 9:40 AM,
Anonymous said…
Maybe you should stop struggling with the image of a lesbian. This could work for you.
•You could give a same sex friend dental and heath coverage
•You could manipulate the situation to reject any detestable women
•Men may consider it a challenge to convert you. (that could be fun)
•It would reduce the concern from your extended family about your “love life”
•You have the perfect excuses when the men at work ask you out
•When you do find someone “worth the time”, he will feel elite
At 9/27/2005 10:48 AM,
Nicole said…
KJ, you are a true friend and although I appreciate your thoughts, your “glass half full” logic may not work for the following reasons:
- You could give a same sex friend dental and heath coverage
Fuck health coverage; I like my women buck toothed and terminal.
- You could manipulate the situation to reject any detestable women
I’m pretty sure I am the detestable woman in any relationship.
- Men may consider it a challenge to convert you. (that could be fun) Men already consider it a challenge to find my vagina.
- It would reduce the concern from your extended family about your “love life”
How?!? I’ll still be desperately alone… only, I’ll be the desperately alone dyke cousin.
- You have the perfect excuses when the men at work ask you out
Already have one - AIDS.
- When you do find someone “worth the time”, he will feel elite
It’s not the elite he’ll be feeling; it’s the genital warts.
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