How did I get here?

Ok, what the fuck happened on Saturday night?!? The plan was to have a casual dinner with friends and hit up a movie in the 'burbs. So, how is it that I ended up at a club until 4am? I was having a glass of wine after dinner... when a couple text messages and a phone call later, I and my friends were being escorted up to the VIP lounge. Apparently, Danny was wondering if we could make it down and was willing to comp the VIP. There was only one minor problem to this scenario.... who the fuck is Danny?? I thought maybe it would be an "I'll know him when I see him" moment, but it was not so. (I may go deeper into this another time.) I know I was drunk last weekend, but how did I totally miss this guy diggin my supah-flava. (Not that I'm surprised because besides being adored for the ability to eat an entire bag of Doritos in one sitting, I am also quite charming.) Well, the night was a lot of fun and unlike last weekend, I maintained my dignity... well, with respect to drinking, anyway. :-) Maybe I'll head back sometime soon.... yeah, probably not.