Forgetting Franz

"In the fight between you and the world, back the world." That's my all-time favorite Kafka quote and has absolutely nothing to do with the rest of this blog entry.

I learned tonight that I have the power to save your sorry ass and lift you out of purgatory. I recommend sending me flowers... or jewelry... or your molars (don't ask). And, God forbid (no pun intended), I expire after taking a lethal combination of sedatives, I ask that you do the same for me.