Mind Your P's

Today’s post is sponsored by the letter P.

Guys have a fascination with things that I will never understand, granted. For the most part, I've given up trying to understand what guys say and think and take them at face value. However, A few nights ago, past blogs and recent conversations I've had with men began racing through my head with fervor. I began to think more about their objects of obsession, the "Fascinating Five" in particular, and I realized one common denominator – the letter P.
(In no particular order)

• Penis (includes masturbation)
• PlayStation
• Poop
• Porn (includes girl-on-girl action)
• Pussy (also includes girl-on-girl action)

Forget the items themselves, I'll never understand those; but what is it about the mysterious letter P that makes it so irresistible to the alpha gender? Weird.