FOTD, duece

I have a new blog reader!! and this is dedicated to him.

Freak of the Day, II:
Today's Freak: atoep

• Thinks Britney and Kevin's lives really are 'Chaotic'
• Married a chick from Iowa
• Thought having kids was, "a good idea at the time."
• Smells like unwiped poo
• Is friends with people who refer tho themselves in the third person (TBC)
• Actually thinks 'Big Brother' is monitoring his blogs, as if they give a shit
• Has his sexuality questioned constantly..... by his wife
• Knows the name of Anne Heche's current husband
• Can properly use the word "auspicious" in a sentence
• Wont care if others find this funny